none pizza with left beef
please look at this dog wearing socks
this is urgent
you have not experienced true panic until you come face to face with an overflowing toilet
at a friend’s house
During a fancy party.
And that’s the only bathroom.
And there’s a line.
what depths of hell did you guys spawn from
And they have no plunger anywhere
And you are on your period
NO BUT IMAGINE ALL THE STORIES DEATH COULD TELL
IMAGINE SOMEONE MEETING DEATH AT LAST AND JUST BEING QUIET AND SAYING “BEFORE I GO, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?”
AND DEATH IS ALL ANNOYED BECAUSE HE’S INFINITY AND DARKNESS AND FULL OF SORROWS AND HE’S EXPECTING THE REGULAR “WHAT COMES AFTER” BUT THE QUESTION STUNS HIM
"WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER?"
I WAS FUCKIN
AND GOD DAMN ENTEI OUT OF NO WHERE
GO HOME ENTEI YOU’RE DRUNK AS FUCK
a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton
*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*
Sweet Land of Liberty
Of thee I sing…
This is the story of a boy
who grew up under extraordinary circumstances.
(Japan, Single, seeks empire)
Oh yes, I say…
This was a long read but oh-so worth it. That was a great punch in the feels. ;_;
Schrodinger’s Douchebag: One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.
MOVING THIS INTO CIRCULATION IMMEDIATELY.
thinking of future gf c:
from when Kanaya thought Rose was also a troll
i almost tagged something as mario and the diamonds
It’s a-me, primadonna girl!
Feat. Luigi del rey