deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

askthejohn-egbert:

iliekkittehs:

askthejohn-egbert:

can someone please photoshop dave’s face between my fingers?

fixed it, im a professional

thanks.

extremehomestuckshipping:

askthejohn-egbert:

can someone please photoshop dave’s face between my fingers?

nagisasbitch:

noiz - 1

aoba - 0

asymmetrical-prospit-dreamer:

erraticartist:

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herrons

What the fuck

mothernature is fucking with us hardcore

Anonymous
I have to meet my boyfriends parents tomorrow for the first time and im really nervous :x any advice?

don’t stab anybody, that’s really important.
umm ?? i mean i’m about to be in the exact same situation on saturday so idk man
if they give you food, eat the food

kuronekoxime:

Kanaya + red dress image

monoscribbles:

best friends

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

yourheadcanon:

tired of caring

synnesai:

ab0ut time y0u br0ke

it was like 3 am when i did this

what was i doing idek

that’s right girl…break his head in…

trappedinabluebus:

so if I say I’m asexual I’m “too young to know for sure” but if I’m straight then it’s fine and normal and I’m totally capable of making that decision

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